JANE'S NIECES IN SOCIETY," ETC.
Major Gregory Doyle paced nervously up and down the
floor of the cosy
sitting room.
"Something's surely happened to our Patsy!" he
exclaimed.
A little man with a calm face and a bald head, who
was seated near the
fire, continued to read his newspaper and paid no
attention to the
outburst.
"Something has happened to Patsy!" repeated the
Major, "Patsy" meaning
his own and only daughter Patricia.
"Something is always happening to everyone," said
the little man,
turning his paper indifferently. "Something is
happening to me, for I
can't find the rest of this article. Something is
happening to you,
for you're losing your temper."
"I'm not, sir! I deny it."
"As for Patsy," continued the other, "she is sixteen
years old and
knows New York like a book. The girl is safe
enough."
"Then where is she? Tell me that, sir. Here it is,
seven o'clock, dark
as pitch and raining hard, and Patsy is never out
after six. Can you,
John Merrick, sit there like a lump o' putty and do
nothing, when your
niece and my own darlin' Patsy is lost--or strayed
or stolen?"
"What would you propose doing?" asked Uncle John,
looking up with a
smile.
"We ought to get out the police department. It's
raining and cold,
and--"
"Then we ought to get out the fire department. Call
Mary to put on
more coal and let's have it warm and cheerful when
Patsy comes in."
"But, sir--"
"The trouble with you, Major, is that dinner is half
an hour late. One
can imagine all sorts of horrible things on an empty
stomach. Now,
then--"
He paused, for a pass-key rattled in the hall door
and a moment later
Patsy Doyle, rosy and animated, fresh from the cold
and wet outside,
smilingly greeted them.
She had an umbrella, but her cloak was dripping with
moisture and in
its ample folds was something huddled and bundled up
like a baby,
which she carefully protected.
"So, then," exclaimed the Major, coming forward for
a kiss, "you're
back at last, safe and sound. Whatever kept ye out
'til this time o'
night, Patsy darlin'?" he added, letting the brogue
creep into his
tone, as he did when stirred by any emotion.
Uncle John started to take off her wet cloak.
"Look out!" cried Patsy; "you'll disturb Mumbles."
The two men looked at her bundle curiously.
"Who's Mumbles?" asked one.
"What on earth is Mumbles?" inquired the other.
The bundle squirmed and wriggled. Patsy sat down on
the floor and
carefully unwound the folds of the cloak. A tiny
dog, black and
shaggy, put his head out, blinked sleepily at the
lights, pulled his
fat, shapeless body away from the bandages and
trotted solemnly over
to the fireplace. He didn't travel straight ahead,
as dogs ought to
walk, but "cornerwise," as Patsy described it; and
when he got to the
hearth he rolled himself into a ball, lay down and
went to sleep.
During this performance a tense silence had pervaded
the room. The
Major looked at the dog rather gloomily; Uncle John
with critical eyes
that held a smile in them; Patsy with ecstatic
delight.
"Isn't he a dear!" she exclaimed.
"It occurs to me," said the Major stiffly, "that
this needs an
explanation. Do you mean to say, Patsy Doyle, that
you've worried the
hearts out of us this past hour, and kept the dinner
waiting, all
because of a scurvy bit of an animal?"
"Pshaw!" said Uncle John. "Speak for yourself,
Major. I wasn't worried
a bit."
"You see," explained Patsy, rising to take off her
things and put them
away, "I was coming home early when I first met
Mumbles. A little boy
had him, with a string tied around his neck, and
when Mumbles tried
to run up to me the boy jerked him back cruelly--and
afterward kicked
him. That made me mad."
"Of course," said Uncle John, nodding wisely.
"I cuffed the boy, and he said he'd take it out on
Mumbles, as soon as
I'd gone away. I didn't like that. I offered to buy
the dog, but the
boy didn't dare sell him. He said it belonged to his
father, who'd
kill him and kick up a row besides if he didn't
bring Mumbles home.
So I found out where they lived and as it wasn't far
away I went home
with him."
"Crazy Patsy!" smiled Uncle John.
"And the dinner waiting!" groaned the Major,
reproachfully.
"Well, I had a time, you can believe!" continued
Patsy, with
animation. "The man was a big brute, and half drunk.
He grabbed up the
little doggie and threw it into a box, and then told
me to go home and
mind my business."
"Which of course you refused to do."
"Of course. I'd made up my mind to have that dog."
"Dogs," said the Major, "invariably are nuisances."
"Not invariably," declared Patsy. "Mumbles is
different. Mumbles is a
good doggie, and wise and knowing, although he's
only a baby dog yet.
And I just couldn't leave him to be cuffed and
kicked and thrown
around by those brutes. When the man found I was
determined to have
Mumbles he demanded twenty-five dollars."
"Twenty-five dollars!" It startled Uncle John.
"For that bit of rags and meat?" asked the Major,
looking at the puppy
with disfavor. "Twenty-five cents would be
exorbitant."
"The man misjudged me," observed Patsy, with a merry
laugh that
matched her twinkling blue eyes. "In the end he got
just two
dollars for Mumbles, and when I came away he bade me
good-bye very
respectfully. The boy howled. He hasn't any dog to
kick and is
broken-hearted. As for Mumbles, he's going to lead a
respectable life
and be treated like a dog."
"Do you mean to keep him?" inquired the Major.
"Why not?" said Patsy. "Don't you like him, Daddy?"
Her father turned Mumbles over with his toe. The
puppy lay upon its
back, lazily, with all four paws in the air, and
cast a comical glance
from one beady bright eye at the man who had
disturbed him.
The Major sighed.
"He can't hunt, Patsy; he's not even a mouser."
"We haven't a mouse in the house."
"He's neither useful nor ornamental. From the looks
o' the beast he's
only good to sleep and eat."
"What's the odds?" laughed Patsy, coddling Mumbles
up in her arms.
"We don't expect use or ornamentation from Mumbles.
All we ask is his
companionship."
Mary called them to dinner just then, and the girl
hurried to her room
to make a hasty toilet while the men sat down at the
table and eyed
their soup reflectively.
"This addition to the family," remarked Uncle John,
"need not make
you at all unhappy, my dear Major. Don't get jealous
of Mumbles, for
heaven's sake, for the little brute may add a bit to
Patsy's bliss."
"It's the first time I've ever allowed a dog in the
house."
"You are not running this present establishment. It
belongs
exclusively to Patsy."
"I've always hated the sight of a woman coddling a
dog," added the
Major, frowning.
"I know. I feel the same way myself. But it isn't
the dog's fault.
It's the woman's. And Patsy won't make a fool of
herself over that
frowsy puppy, I assure you. On the contrary, she's
likely to get a lot
of joy out of her new plaything, and if you really
want to make her
happy, Major, don't discourage this new whim, absurd
as it seems. Let
Patsy alone. And let Mumbles alone."
The girl came in just then, bringing sunshine with
her. Patsy Doyle
was not very big for her years, and some people
unkindly described her
form as "chubby." She had glorious red
hair--really-truly red--and her
blue eyes were the merriest, sweetest eyes any girl
could possess. You
seldom noticed her freckles, her saucy chin or her
turned-up nose; you
only saw the laughing eyes and crown of golden red,
and seeing them
you liked Patsy Doyle at once and imagined she was
very good to look
at, if not strictly beautiful. No one had friends
more loyal,
and these two old men--the stately Major and round
little Uncle
John--fairly worshiped Patsy.
No one might suspect, from the simple life of this
household, which
occupied the second corner flat at 3708 Willing
Square, that Miss
Doyle was an heiress. Not only that, but perhaps one
of the very
richest girls in New York. And the reason is readily
explained when
I state the fact that Patsy's Uncle John Merrick,
the round little
bald-headed man who sat contentedly eating his soup,
was a man of many
millions, and this girl his favorite niece. An old
bachelor who had
acquired an immense fortune in the far Northwest,
Mr. Merrick had
lately retired from active business and come East to
seek any
relatives that might remain to him after forty
years' absence. His
sister Jane had gathered around her three
nieces--Louise Merrick,
Elizabeth De Graf and Patricia Doyle--and when Aunt
Jane died Uncle
John adopted these three girls and made their
happiness the one care
of his jolly, unselfish life. At that time Major
Doyle, Patsy's only
surviving parent, was a poor bookkeeper; but Uncle
John gave him
charge of his vast property interests, and loving
Patsy almost as
devotedly as did her father, made his home with the
Doyles and began
to enjoy himself for the first time in his life.
At the period when this story opens the eldest
niece, Louise Merrick,
had just been married to Arthur Weldon, a prosperous
young business
man, and the remaining two nieces, as well as Uncle
John, were feeling
rather lonely and depressed. The bride had been gone
on her honeymoon
three days, and during the last two days it had
rained persistently;
so, until Patsy came home from a visit to Beth and
brought the tiny
dog with her, the two old gentlemen had been feeling
dreary enough.
Patsy always livened things up. Nothing could really
depress this
spirited girl for long, and she was always doing
some interesting
thing to create a little excitement.
"If she hadn't bought a twenty-five cent pup for two
dollars,"
remarked the Major, "she might have brought home an
orphan from the
gutters, or a litter of tomcats, or one of the goats
that eat the
tin cans at Harlem. Perhaps, after all, we should be
thankful it's
only--what's his name?"
"Mumbles," said Patsy, merrily. "The boy said they
called him that
because he mumbled in his sleep. Listen!"
Indeed, the small waif by the fire was emitting a
series of noises
that seemed a queer mixture of low growls and
whines--evidence
unimpeachable that he had been correctly named.
At Patsy's shout of laughter, supplemented by Uncle
John's chuckles
and a reproachful cough from the Major, Mumbles
awakened and lifted
his head. It may be an eye discovered the
dining-table in the next
room, or an intuitive sense of smell directed him,
for presently the
small animal came trotting in--still traveling
"cornerwise"--and sat
up on his hind legs just beside Patsy's chair.
"That settles it," said the Major, as his daughter
began feeding the
dog. "Our happy home is broken up."
"Perhaps not," suggested Uncle John, reaching out to
pat the soft head
of Mumbles. "It may be the little beggar will liven
us all up a bit."
