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AUNT JANE'S NIECES AND UNCLE JOHN
Continued....

 

CHAPTER VI

WAMPUS SPEEDS

"So this is Albuquerque," observed Patsy Doyle, as they alighted from

the train. "Is it a big town playing peek-a-boo among those hills,

Uncle John, or is this really all there is to the place?"

 

"It's a pretty big town, my dear. Most of the houses are back on the

prairie, but fortunately our hold is just here at the depot."

 

It was a quaint, attractive building, made of adobe cement, in the

ancient mission style; but it proved roomy and extremely comfortable.

 

"Seems to me," whispered Myrtle to Beth, "we're high up on the

mountains, even yet."

 

"So we are," was the reply. "We're just between Glorietta Pass and the

Great Continental Divide. But the steepest of the Rockies are behind

us, and now the slopes are more gradual all the way to California. How

do you like it, dear?"

 

"Oh, the mountains are grand!" exclaimed Myrtle. "I had never imagined

anything so big and stately and beautiful." The other girls had seen

mountains before, but this was their friend's first experience, and

they took much pleasure in Myrtle's enthusiastic delight over all she

saw.

 

Adjoining the hotel was a bazaar, in front of which sat squatted upon

the ground two rows of Mojave Indians, mostly squaws, with their

curious wares spread out for sale upon blankets. There must have

been a score of them, and they exhibited odd pottery ornaments of

indistinguishable shapes, strings of glass beads and beadwork bags,

and a few really fine jardinieres and baskets. After the girls had

been to their rooms and established themselves in the hotel they

hurried out to interview the Indians, Myrtle Dean supporting herself

by her crutches while Patsy and Beth walked beside her. The lame girl

seemed to attract the squaws at once, and one gave her a bead necklace

while another pressed upon her a small brown earthenware fowl with

white spots all over it. This latter might have been meant to

represent a goose, an ostrich or a guinea hen; but Myrtle was

delighted with it and thanked the generous squaw, who responded merely

with a grunt, not understanding English. A man in a wide sombrero who

stood lazily by observed the incident and said:

 

"Don't thank the hag. She's selfish. The Mojaven think it brings luck

to have a gift accepted by a cripple."

 

Myrtle flushed painfully.

 

"I suppose my crutches make me look more helpless than I really am,"

she whispered to her friends as they moved away. "But they're such a

help in getting around that I'm very grateful to have them, and as I

get stronger I can lay them aside and not be taken for a cripple any

more."

 

The air was delightfully invigorating here in the mountains, yet it

was not at all cold. The snow, as Uncle John had predicted, had all

been left behind them. After dinner they took a walk through the

pretty town and were caught in the dark before they could get back.

The twilights are very brief in Albuquerque.

 

"This is a very old town," remarked Uncle John. "It was founded by a

Spanish adventurer named Cabrillo in the seventeenth century, long

before the United States came into existence. But of course it never

amounted to anything until the railroad was built."

 

Next day they were sitting in a group before the hotel when a man was

seen approaching them with shuffling steps. Uncle John looked at him

closely and Mumbles leaped from Patsy's lap and rushed at the stranger

with excited barks.

 

"Why, it's Wampus," said Mr. Merrick. "The car must have arrived."

 

Wampus caught up the baby dog and held it under his arm while he took

his cap off and bowed respectfully to his employer.

 

"He an' me, we here," he announced.

 

"Who is 'he,' Wampus?"

 

"Aut'mob'l'."

 

"When did you arrive?"

 

"Half hour ago. He on side track."

 

"Very good. You have made capital time, for a freight train. Let us go

at once and get the car unloaded."

 

Wampus hesitated, looking sheepish.

 

"I been arrest," he said.

 

"Arrested! For what?"

 

"I make speed. They not like it. They arrest me--_Me_--Wampus!" He

straightened his slim little form with an assumption of dignity.

 

"I knew it," sighed the Major. "I decided he was a speed fiend the

first time I saw him."

 

"But--dear me!" said Uncle John; "how could you be arrested for

speeding when the automobile was on a fiat car?"

 

Wampus glanced over his shoulder. Two railroad men had followed him

and were now lounging against the porch railing. One had his right eye

bandaged while the other carried one arm in a sling. Both scowled as

they eyed the Canadian fixedly.

 

"Freight train make pretty slow time," began the chauffeur. "I know

you in hurry, so freight train he make me nervous. I say polite to

conductor I like to go faster. He laugh. I say polite to brakeman we

must go faster. He make abusing speech. I climb into engine an' say

polite to engineer to turn on steam. He insult me. So I put my foot

on him an' run engine myself. I am Wampus. I understan' engine--all

kinds. Brakeman he swear; he swear so bad I put him off train.

Conductor must have lump of coal in eye to keep quiet. Fireman he jus'

smile an' whistle soft an' say nothing; so we friends. When I say

'shovel in coal,' he shovel. When we pass stations quick like, he

whistle with engine loud. So now we here an' I been arrest."

 

Patsy tittered and stuffed her handkerchief into her mouth. Uncle John

first chuckled and then looked grave. The Major advanced to Wampus and

soberly shook his hand.

 

"You're a brave man, sir, for a chauffeur," he said. "I congratulate

you,"

 

Wampus still looked uneasy.

 

"I been arrest," he repeated.

 

Uncle John beckoned the railroad men to come forward.

 

"Is this story true?" he asked.

 

"Most of it, sir," answered the conductor. "It's only by the mercy of

Providence we're here alive. This scoundrel held up the whole crew

and ran away with the engine. We might have had a dozen collisions or

smash-ups, for he went around curves at sixty miles an hour. We'd cut

our train in two, so as to pull half of it at a time up the grade at

Lamy, and so there were only six cars on this end of it. The other

half is seventy miles back, and part of what we have here ought to

have been left at the way stations. I can't make out, sir, whether

it's burglary, or highway robbery or arson an' murder he's guilty of,

or all of 'em; but I've telegraphed for instructions and I'll hold him

a prisoner until the superintendent tells me what to do with him."

 

Mr. Merrick was very sober now.

 

"The matter is serious," he said. "This man is in my employ, but I did

not hire him to steal a railway train or fight its crew. Not badly

hurt, I hope, sir?"

 

"My eye's pretty bad," growled the conductor. "Tom, here, thought his

arm was broken, at first; but I guess it's only sprained."

 

"How about the brakeman he threw off the train?"

 

"Why, we were not going fast, just then, and it didn't hurt him. We

saw him get up and shake his fist at the robber. If he ever meets Mr.

Wampus again he'll murder him."

 

"Come with me to the telegraph office and I'll see what I can do to

straighten this out," said Mr. Merrick briskly. On the way he remarked

to the conductor: "I'm sorry I let Wampus travel alone. He's just

a little bit affected in his mind, you know, and at times isn't

responsible for what he does."

 

The conductor scratched his head doubtfully.

 

"I suspected he was crazy," he replied, "and that's why I didn't hurt

him. But if he's crazy he's the most deliberate loonatic I ever run

acrost."

 

The superintendent had just wired instructions to put the outlaw in

jail when Mr. Merrick reached the telegraph office, but after an hour

spent in sending messages back and forth a compromise was affected and

the little millionaire had agreed to pay a goodly sum to the company

by way of damages and to satisfy the crew of the freight train--which

he succeeded in doing by a further outlay of money.

 

"You're not worth all this bother," said Mr. Merrick to the humbled

Wampus, when the final settlement had been made, "but chauffeurs are

scarce in Albuquerque and I can't be delayed. Never, sir, while you

are in my employ, must you allow yourself to be guilty of such an act

again!"

 

Wampus sighed.

 

"Never," he promised, "will I ride by freight train again. Send car by

express. I am Wampus. Freight train he make me nervous."

 

The automobile was quickly unloaded and at once Wampus set to work to

get it in running order. He drove it to the hotel at about sundown

and Mr. Merrick told the girls to be ready to start after an early

breakfast the next morning.

 

"Which way do we go?" asked the Major.

 

"We'll have a talk with Wampus this evening and decide," said Uncle

John.

 

"Don't leave out the Grand Canyon!" begged Patsy.

 

"Nor the Petrified Forests." added Beth. "And couldn't we visit the

Moki Indian reservation?"

 

"Those things may be well enough in their way," observed the Major,

"but is their way our way? That's the question. The one thing we must

take into consideration is the matter of roads. We must discover which

road is the best and then take it. We're not out of the mountains yet,

and we shall have left the railroad, the last vestige of civilization,

behind us."

 

But the conference evolved the fact, according to Wampus, that the

best and safest roads were for a time along the line of the Santa Fe,

directly west; and this would enable them to visit most of the scenes

the girls were eager to see.

 

"No boulevard in mountain anywhere," remarked Wampus; "but road he

good enough to ride on. Go slow an' go safe. I drive 'Autocrat' from

here to Los Angeles blindfold."

 

With this assurance they were obliged to be content, and an eager

and joyful party assembled next morning to begin the journey so long

looked forward to. The landlord of the hotel, a man with a careworn

face, shook his head dismally and predicted their return to

Albuquerque within twenty-four hours.

 

"Of course people _do_ make the trip from here to the coast," he said;

"but it's mighty seldom, and they all swear they'll never do it again.

It's uncomfortable, and it's dangerous."

 

"Why?" asked Uncle John.

 

"You're headed through a wild country, settled only by Mexicans,

Indians, and gangs of cowboys still worse. The roads are something

awful. That man Wampus is an optimist, and will tackle anything and

then be sorry for it afterward. The towns are scattered from here on,

and you won't strike a decent meal except at the railway stations.

Taking all these things into consideration, I advise you to make your

headquarters here for the winter."

 

"Thank you," returned Mr. Merrick pleasantly. "It's too late for us to

back out now, even if we felt nervous and afraid, which I assure you

we do not."

 

"We are not looking for excessive comfort on this journey, you know,"

remarked Patsy. "But thank you for your warning, sir. It has given us

great pleasure; for if there were no chance of adventure before us we

should all be greatly disappointed."

 

Again the landlord shook his head.

 

"Right?" asked Wampus, at the wheel.

 

"Go ahead," said Mr. Merrick, and slowly the big car started upon its

journey into the Golden West.

 

The air was keen and bracing, but not chilly. The sunshine flooded the

landscape on every side. All the windows of the limousine had been

lowered.

 

Myrtle Dean had been established in one corner of the broad back seat,

where she nestled comfortably among the cushions. Uncle John sat

beside her, with Beth and the Major on the seat on front. There were

two folding chairs that could be used on occasion, and the back seat

easily accommodated three, the "Autocrat" being a seven passenger car;

but Patsy was perched in front beside Wampus, which was really the

choicest seat of all, so there was ample room inside to "swing a cat,"

as the Major stated--if anyone had cared to attempt such a feat. Of

course the wee Mumbles was in Patsy's lap, and he seemed to have

overcome his first aversion of Wampus and accepted the little

chauffeur into the circle of his favored acquaintances. Indeed, they

soon became fast friends.

 

On leaving the town Wampus turned into a smooth, hard wagon road that

ran in zigzag fashion near the railroad grade. The car bowled along

right merrily for some twenty miles, when the driver turned to the

right and skimmed along a high plateau. It was green and seemed

fertile, but scarcely a farmhouse could they see, although the clear

air permitted a broad view.

 

"He up hill now all way to Continental Divide," said Wampus to Patsy;

"then he go down hill long time."

 

"It doesn't seem to be much uphill," returned the girl, "and the road

is very good."

 

"We make time here," observed the driver. "By'm-by we find rock an'

bad road. Then we go slow."

 

The Major was watching the new chauffeur carefully, and despite his

dismal forebodings the man seemed not at all reckless but handled his

car with rare skill. So the critic turned to his brother-in-law and

asked:

 

"Is it fully decided which way we shall go?"

 

"I've left it to Wampus and the girls," was the reply. "On account

of our little invalid here we shall take the most direct route to

California. It isn't a short route, at that. On Beth's account we

shall visit the Moki and Navajo reservations, and on Patsy's account

we're going by way of the Grand Canyon of Arizona. Wampus says he

knows every inch of the road, so for my part I'm content to be just a

passenger."

 

"Which remark," said the Major, "indicates that I'm to be just a

passenger also. Very well, John; I'm willing. There may be trouble

ahead of us, but to-day is so magnificent that it's wise to forget

everything but the present."

 

AUNT JANE'S NIECES AND UNCLE JOHN

Continued....

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